Where No Man Has Gone Before

trekart:

(via Kirk’s Escape Page 4 Colors by ~TroyHoover on deviantART)

from fallynleaf

paramaline:

buttsexington:

serdio mora - elduende [via datascent]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I’VE EVER SEEN

oh my god

(Source: telephants)

from sulu

(Source: quarians)

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midnitesurprise:

star trucks *ramps over a star*

from midnitesurprise

Joel Watson:

Highlights [of the TNG panel I visited] included Frakes moving through the audience for the first 20 minutes or so asking all the standard, tired-ass questions they’ve all heard a thousand times. At one point he asked “When y’all were on the spaceship and y’all stood on the glowing floor things where also the ceiling was glowin’ and y’all got beamed to the planet… what did that feel like?” [at this point I should mention that Tia Carrere was also a guest at the con]

Brent Spiner responded with some techno babble about his molecules being dispersed, to which Michael Dorn replied “I would like to disperse my molecules all over Tia Carrere.”

This would be quite an ordeal for Ms. Carrere because, as you know, Klingons have two dongs.

~~apparently it is debatable as to whether it’s two penises or two sets of testicles and oh god why did i look that up~~

ribbonrain:

On finding a right word.

from lamamama

heyoscarwilde:

Star Trek merchandise. Scanned from Vampirella Magazine (Warren Publishing Co./1980)

Who cares about real wool for hair when you can have real yak hair

from heyoscarwilde

Love Trek Sound Clip and Quote (Audio Mashup)

so the internet has this

and it can be made into a ringtone

OMG I’m reading ‘Spock’s World’ and there’s a Horta lieutenant.

lamamama:

For some reason I’m now imagining a crack scenario in which the mama Horta told everyone that Spock was her baby daddy. And Lt. Naraht is like “DADDY DADDY ILU” and Spock’s all “uh…illogical” and tries to escape.

I can’t justify this, so have a gif:

just reblogging this for the gif okay

from lamamama

Watch a Clip From the First Opera Performed Entirely in Klingon

via fc00.deviantart.net (also by enterprising-bones)

….LOL WAT

this is here solely because of that second panel. LOOKIT BONES

LOOKIT HIM

(fanartists who are ~accurate~ and include the hairy arms are THE BEST)

One of the glories of being a woman is long, luxuriant hair, whether it is used to run barefoot through or tie in pigtails. -

via

Shatner on his taste in women, from a 1968 Photoplay interview.

(…running barefoot through hair?)

((and, wait, being a woman?))