animepatrickswayze:

rectumofglory:

sojustsing:scapegoat13:


I’LL TAKE YOU HOME AGAIN, KATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~

RILEY APPRECIATION LIFE



this was was my first epiosde of tos
and so i thought riley was a main character
and i liked him
so i was confused when he didn’t show up for THE REST OF THE ENTIRE SERIES
riley 4 lyf

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animepatrickswayze:

rectumofglory:

sojustsing:scapegoat13:

I’LL TAKE YOU HOME AGAIN, KATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~

RILEY APPRECIATION LIFE

this was was my first epiosde of tos

and so i thought riley was a main character

and i liked him

so i was confused when he didn’t show up for THE REST OF THE ENTIRE SERIES

riley 4 lyf

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(Source: shh-im-wondering)

from sailorswayze-deactivated2012052
foreheadtittaes:

I’m looking through my graphics folder. Wow, I made some questionable things back in the day.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THESE ARE PERFECTION

foreheadtittaes:

I’m looking through my graphics folder. Wow, I made some questionable things back in the day.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THESE ARE PERFECTION

from asdasmnbiwe

mishanonymous:

“He got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
The interstellar girls all like him the best
Captain of the crew, and he knows kung fu
and he did Joan Collins in 1932.

Really just an actor, and a genius to boot
He never gets the fire when the enemy shoots
So he ends each show looking neat and clean
After staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine

I really like the one where he reads the Constitution
After ending all the fighting in the future revolution!

William Shatner! 
William Shatner! William Shatner! (William Shatner!)”

from ungrandr

interatrial:

Do any of you remember when I did those A Softer Trek parodies?

Well.

and a boner

from interatrial-deactivated20120616
Joel Watson:

Highlights [of the TNG panel I visited] included Frakes moving through the audience for the first 20 minutes or so asking all the standard, tired-ass questions they’ve all heard a thousand times. At one point he asked “When y’all were on the spaceship and y’all stood on the glowing floor things where also the ceiling was glowin’ and y’all got beamed to the planet… what did that feel like?” [at this point I should mention that Tia Carrere was also a guest at the con]
Brent Spiner responded with some techno babble about his molecules being dispersed, to which Michael Dorn replied “I would like to disperse my molecules all over Tia Carrere.” 

This would be quite an ordeal for Ms. Carrere because, as you know, Klingons have two dongs.
apparently it is debatable as to whether it’s two penises or two sets of testicles and oh god why did i look that up

Joel Watson:

Highlights [of the TNG panel I visited] included Frakes moving through the audience for the first 20 minutes or so asking all the standard, tired-ass questions they’ve all heard a thousand times. At one point he asked “When y’all were on the spaceship and y’all stood on the glowing floor things where also the ceiling was glowin’ and y’all got beamed to the planet… what did that feel like?” [at this point I should mention that Tia Carrere was also a guest at the con]

Brent Spiner responded with some techno babble about his molecules being dispersed, to which Michael Dorn replied “I would like to disperse my molecules all over Tia Carrere.” 

This would be quite an ordeal for Ms. Carrere because, as you know, Klingons have two dongs.

apparently it is debatable as to whether it’s two penises or two sets of testicles and oh god why did i look that up

foreheadtittaes:

Voltaire — USS Make Shit Up

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said “Captain, can’t you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech”
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we’re making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
‘Cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some shit up

#this show. this franchise. my life.

from asdasmnbiwe
absurdical:

citysleep:

dailyzqphoto:

madonnaciccone:

M in a Berlin nightclub last night

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT ZACHARY QUINTO AND MADONNA.

TAKE OFF YOUR HAT IN FRONT OF MADONNA, ZACHARY. YEESH.
That girl in the front, though. 4eva.

DURRRRRRR, said Zach as he sat next to Madonna.
YEESH, said that girl in front, THIS IS AWKWARD.

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absurdical:

citysleep:

dailyzqphoto:

madonnaciccone:

M in a Berlin nightclub last night

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT ZACHARY QUINTO AND MADONNA.

TAKE OFF YOUR HAT IN FRONT OF MADONNA, ZACHARY. YEESH.

That girl in the front, though. 4eva.

DURRRRRRR, said Zach as he sat next to Madonna.

YEESH, said that girl in front, THIS IS AWKWARD.

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from absurdical

lamamama:

lesliecrusher:

lamamama replied to your post:Things that come up when I google “Keegan de Lancie”

The…random…Castiel…SPN gets in everything.

I KNOW, IT’S INSANE

HOLY BALLS I ACTUALLY DID WATCH THAT A FEW DAYS AGO.

OUR MINDS, ONE AND TOGETHER.

from lamamama

Leonard Nimoy on a show (via TPannaFromVulcan)

October ‘73, The Flip Wilson Show

megdrawsthings:

Star Trek Playlist Shuffle meme
IT’S THAT THING WERE YOU PUT YOUR PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE AND DRAW A PICTURE FOR EACH SONG THAT COMES UP YADDA YADDA YADDA
Funnel of Love - Wanda Jackson OH LOOK NURSE CHAPEL BEING ALL OOH SPOCK OOH I WANT YOUR WEENIER
Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap MMM WATCHA SAAAAY Spock has been shot i really have no clue to draw for that so SNL jokes i guess
Soul Man - The Blues Brothers I’VE BEEN WANTING TO DRAW SPOCK AND KIRK AS ELWOOD AND JAKE FOR SO LONG
Always - Erasure ROBOT UNICORN CHEKHOV ATTACK
Please Don’t Leave Me - P!nk OH NO I’M A SPOCK/MCCOY SHIPPER this meme made me assocate this stupid song with them so hard fffffffuuu LOOK UP THE LYRICS IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo SPOCK DOES SCIENCE STUFF RIGHT
Moonage Daydream - David Bowie OH NO I’M TRIPPING
The Scientist - Coldplay I ALREADY ASSOCIATE THAT SONG WITH THE THIRD MOVIE SOOOO 
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler TUUUURN ARROOOUUNND BRIIIIIGHT EYYYEEES idk some kirk/spock duuurrr
I Can’t Go For That - Hall & Oates KIRK AND SPOCK AS HALL AND OATES WHAT IS HAPPENING

megdrawsthings:

Star Trek Playlist Shuffle meme

IT’S THAT THING WERE YOU PUT YOUR PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE AND DRAW A PICTURE FOR EACH SONG THAT COMES UP YADDA YADDA YADDA

  1. Funnel of Love - Wanda Jackson OH LOOK NURSE CHAPEL BEING ALL OOH SPOCK OOH I WANT YOUR WEENIER
  2. Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap MMM WATCHA SAAAAY Spock has been shot i really have no clue to draw for that so SNL jokes i guess
  3. Soul Man - The Blues Brothers I’VE BEEN WANTING TO DRAW SPOCK AND KIRK AS ELWOOD AND JAKE FOR SO LONG
  4. Always - Erasure ROBOT UNICORN CHEKHOV ATTACK
  5. Please Don’t Leave Me - P!nk OH NO I’M A SPOCK/MCCOY SHIPPER this meme made me assocate this stupid song with them so hard fffffffuuu LOOK UP THE LYRICS IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
  6. Weird Science - Oingo Boingo SPOCK DOES SCIENCE STUFF RIGHT
  7. Moonage Daydream - David Bowie OH NO I’M TRIPPING
  8. The Scientist - Coldplay I ALREADY ASSOCIATE THAT SONG WITH THE THIRD MOVIE SOOOO 
  9. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler TUUUURN ARROOOUUNND BRIIIIIGHT EYYYEEES idk some kirk/spock duuurrr
  10. I Can’t Go For That - Hall & Oates KIRK AND SPOCK AS HALL AND OATES WHAT IS HAPPENING
from
ohhiimthemagicalcas:

sadspockpanda:

thatflashbastard:

“Excuse me, Captain, but may I inquire as to what your hair is doing?”

Silly Spock. His hair is clearly trying to fly away. And if Kirk truly loves his hair, he will let it go…

I just love how Spock’s hair NEVER. MOVES.

ohhiimthemagicalcas:

sadspockpanda:

thatflashbastard:

“Excuse me, Captain, but may I inquire as to what your hair is doing?”

Silly Spock. His hair is clearly trying to fly away. And if Kirk truly loves his hair, he will let it go…

I just love how Spock’s hair NEVER. MOVES.

(Source: wheatleylaboratories)

from ohhicas
katherinewxyz:

i cannot stop laughing at this. oh, bones.

jaskgdjaf
(source? i know i’ve seen this fanartist’s work before but can’t think of a name.)
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=butterfinger#/d32vhsh (the-angelic-shadow)

katherinewxyz:

i cannot stop laughing at this. oh, bones.

jaskgdjaf

(source? i know i’ve seen this fanartist’s work before but can’t think of a name.)

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=butterfinger#/d32vhsh (the-angelic-shadow)

from fystfanart

paramaline:skiddy:

Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors.

Poor Barclay.

from paramaline